One cannot just make this up! – This is hilarious!

israeleing dog poo

Israel was awesome when i had visited it and it was fun being checked for security for a couple of hour before I boarded the flight from JFK. they had a personal machine gun totting guy exclusively for Israeli airline El Al.

I did not know El Al even existed. And then i knew them- very nice and kind people. They had asked me the same question by three different people quite politely and nonchalantly. Then on guy was extremely surprised that i only travel with a backpack! He said – “Yoooo tak light travail to new lightness”

yes sir, But it is better than talking about dog – poo, na?

The above words translates too – you did not pick your dog poo!

according to BBC

Yair Netanyahu, 25, responded with an obscene gesture, a neighbour said on Facebook, after she told him to clear up the waste left in a Jerusalem park.

As the incident gained attention, Molad, an Israeli think-tank critical of Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s government, published an excoriating online article called Five Facts You Didn’t Know About Crown Prince Yair Netanyahu.

It questioned the cost of Yair’s lifestyle, highlighting the provision of round-the-clock security for the young Netanyahu at the taxpayers’ expense, his inclusion on his parents’ foreign trips and the fact that as an adult he lives at the Netanyahus’ official Jerusalem residence.

Yair Netanyahu responded in a Facebook post, accusing Molad of being “a radical, anti-Zionist organisation” and of printing “lies”.

He said the group should similarly criticise wrongdoings of other prime ministers’ offspring, including a son of Ehud Olmert, whom he said had “interesting relations with Palestinians” which, he alleged, had national security implications.

The post was signed off with emojis of a middle finger and a smiling poo…

HAHAH

Which reads –  … In the spirit of these days I have a message to all the members of the Foundation for the Destruction of Israel and their allies – “

Mr Olmert’s son Ariel struck back with a facetious Facebook post, introducing himself as his father’s “secret gay son” who “lived with a Palestinian and fled with him to France”.

He went on to say “In fact, this story is totally false. I love women, I live with one of them and we have a daughter”, before accusing Yair Netanyahu of “racism and homophobia”

One cannot just make this up!!

 

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